Posers

02-18-2006

This place doesn’t have a big storefront window for its mannequins, so they just stand around outside the store. Sometimes the mannequins are standing close to the bus stop sign – I wonder how many times a bus driver is fooled into thinking these are real passengers. Whenever I wait for a bus here, I make sure I move around a lot so the bus driver doesn’t confuse me for a mannequin and pass me by. I bet catatonic bus riders don’t get picked up here very often.

These mannequins are kind of creepy – but not as creepy as the other ones by the window that have that trendy amputation look going on.

And why doesn’t “posers” rhyme with “losers”?

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