What seems to be the problem, Officer?

01-30-2006Nothing can change your day more quickly than getting pulled over by a cop. You're driving along, chatting on the cellphone, munching on a Big Mac, steering with your left kneecap, shifting gears with your elbow, balancing your Starbucks Triple Mocha Crappochino with no foam on your right knee, minding your own business...and then it … Continue reading What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Department of __, how may I direct your call?

01/26/2006Hmmm. Department of. So what's up with this? An identity problem? Not enough money in the budget to paint the rest of the name? Self-defense? "If they don't know our name, then they can't cut our budget."Is this where nihilists work?Q) "Where do you work?"A) "The Department of."Q) "What do you do there?"A) "____ ."Or … Continue reading Department of __, how may I direct your call?